Today, the first day of the month, is getting-to-know-you day. Therefore, here are
10 Things I Never Told You
1.
I bought a Hermes handbag at Goodwill for
$12. It might be real but even the
knockoffs go for $500. I liked it
because it’s purple but it has ruined me now for cheap bags.
2.
I was asked to leave a McDonald’s in Budapest
for taking photographs of the Cyrillic menu board.
3.
I have lived less than an afternoon’s drive from
the Mexican border for seventeen years in four different states but I’ve never
been to Mexico.
4.
I have brown eyes; my husband has grey/hazel
eyes. One daughter is green-eyed and the
other is blue-eyed. Go figure the
Punnett Square for those genetics!
5.
I wanted to grow up to be a preacher, a doctor,
a writer, or an opera singer.
6.
I read over 100,000 pages in real books, plus
countless websites and e-documents, between summer 2009 and summer 2010 when my
hysterical illness was in remission.
7.
I once dieted and exercised my way down to 19%
percent body fat. Men followed me down
the street. I used to almost pass out on the commuter train on a near daily
basis.
8.
I lied on my statement of faith so I could go on
a mission trip. Even then, I almost didn’t get accepted because my supervisor
on the previous trip wrote me such a bad recommendation because I had a “bad
attitude”.
9.
I have curly toenails that frustrate my nail
techs no end. They grow every which way
but straight.
10.
I was raped but repressed the memories for
decades.
I took a picture of the drive-thru sign at a McDonald's in Hawaii because it said "mahalo" instead of "thank you." No one objected except my husband, who was mortified by my blatantly tourist behaviour. Then again, Hawaii is probably more relaxed than Budapest in many areas.
ReplyDeleteAzara, Hawaii is undoubtedly more relaxed that Budapest was in 1989! The border had only recently--like weeks before my trip--been opened to free travel between Hungary and Austria. The Communists were in retreat but still deeply entrenched in cultural fears and habits.
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